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Title: Mike Tyson sinks even lower Post by: Arrrhalomynn on November 18, 2006, 06:59:04 AM http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/11/16/mike_tyson_to_be_a_prostitute?full=1
Quote Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute Mike TysonFormer boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm. She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist. She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson." Tyson, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it." It's funny in a really sad way. Title: Re: Mike Tyson sinks even lower Post by: den68 on November 18, 2006, 09:37:01 AM geez. last thing I heard about Tyson was that he had planned to box women. now this. how the mighty have fallen... and continue to fall... and fall.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson sinks even lower Post by: Tynstar on November 20, 2006, 12:06:53 PM I wonder what would of happened to Mike Tyson if he didn't go to jail.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson sinks even lower Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on November 20, 2006, 12:09:42 PM Yeah, that's awesome. Someone's going to end up dead.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson sinks even lower Post by: Tynstar on November 21, 2006, 10:32:18 AM Now he can screw other people instead of just himself.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson sinks even lower Post by: TraderJake on November 21, 2006, 11:46:05 AM That is hilarious, seriously, what woman would think of getting in bed with that man? Oh I know, the type that would do the following:
Quote Shaman: Now repeat after me. I am... ATHF: I am.. Shaman: Sofa... ATHF: Sofa... Shaman: Wee ATHF: Wee Shaman: Todd ATHF: Todd Shaman: Ed ATHF: Ed Shaman: Now say all together now very very fast. Title: Re: Mike Tyson sinks even lower Post by: Arrrhalomynn on November 22, 2006, 06:45:44 AM Oh, there are plenty of suitable Tyson quotes, so you don't have to make them up yourself:
"I can't wait til the 28th....I'm gonna make you my girlfriend." "You're sweet. I'm gonna make sure you kiss me good with those big lips." "I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children." "My power is discombobulatingly devastating; I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm." [To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know." [To a female reporter] "I wanna talk nice to you, and talk about fornicating with you, and letting you suck my dick. 'Cause if I was eloquent with you, you would still look at me like a scumbag." "Put your mother in a straight-jacket you punk ass white boy. Come here and tell me that, I'll fuck you in your ass you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch. C'mon anybody in here can't fuck with this. This is the ultimate, man. Fuck you, you ho. Come and say it to my face.... I'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch.... come on, you bitch. You're scared coward, you're not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you 'til you love me, faggot!" [After being told by a spectator that he should be put in a straight-jacket] Title: Re: Mike Tyson sinks even lower Post by: Tynstar on November 22, 2006, 10:35:46 AM Jesus
Title: Re: Mike Tyson sinks even lower Post by: shaggy on November 22, 2006, 09:02:03 PM Crack anyone?
Title: Re: Mike Tyson sinks even lower Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on November 23, 2006, 12:36:54 AM I want to see a Tyson VS. Charles Manson quote off. That'd be rad, Manson would win though, he was a clever wacko, Tyson's just a brutish wacko.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson sinks even lower Post by: Pop Culture Portal on November 24, 2006, 09:15:15 PM From that picture, it looks like he needs to mow his damn yard and do some serious resealing on that driveway.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson sinks even lower Post by: Arrrhalomynn on November 25, 2006, 05:48:05 AM I don't think he still lives there, seeing how he's up to his ears in debt.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson sinks even lower Post by: RetroYoungen on April 23, 2007, 11:53:27 PM I don't think he still lives there, seeing how he's up to his ears in debt. I just got the greatest visual in my head of Tyson trying to bite off his OWN ears. XD Title: Re: Mike Tyson sinks even lower Post by: Lenneth on June 01, 2007, 07:15:05 AM I heard he's an expert at eating. >_>
Title: Re: Mike Tyson sinks even lower Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on June 01, 2007, 03:42:05 PM Whoa...I didn't know this forum had a sports board.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson sinks even lower Post by: Kevincal on September 10, 2007, 12:59:45 AM Oh, there are plenty of suitable Tyson quotes, so you don't have to make them up yourself: "I can't wait til the 28th....I'm gonna make you my girlfriend." "You're sweet. I'm gonna make sure you kiss me good with those big lips." "I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children." "My power is discombobulatingly devastating; I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm." [To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know." [To a female reporter] "I wanna talk nice to you, and talk about fornicating with you, and letting you suck my dick. 'Cause if I was eloquent with you, you would still look at me like a scumbag." "Put your mother in a straight-jacket you punk ass white boy. Come here and tell me that, I'll fuck you in your ass you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch. C'mon anybody in here can't fuck with this. This is the ultimate, man. Fuck you, you ho. Come and say it to my face.... I'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch.... come on, you bitch. You're scared coward, you're not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you 'til you love me, faggot!" [After being told by a spectator that he should be put in a straight-jacket] Now with video... :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwFW834Mrcc I love Mike Tyson. Such an entertaining guy. Title: Re: Mike Tyson sinks even lower Post by: Kamino on November 19, 2007, 05:21:52 PM well, i suppose izret101's ex would probably fuck him.
but, she'll fuck anyone. |