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Title: Uwe Boll makes me cry. Post by: Lord Nepenthean on November 10, 2005, 07:01:43 AM Dear Uwe,
Your movies suck. Please, for all that is good, stop making them. We all hate you. Love, Everyone ______________________________________________ http://www.gamesarefun.com/news.php?newsid=5766 News - Uwe Boll making Postal movie Posted by Ron Kimberly at 06:51:31 PM EST on 11.9.2005. The not-so-popular filmmaker Uwe Boll has recently secured the rights to direct a movie based off the Postal video game franchise. Running With Scissors CEO Vince Desi believes that the controversy surrounding Boll (makes him a great fit for the project, as it proves that he is truly independant. Boll himself had the following to say regarding his latest project, "I see it like a mirror for our society--funny, violent, absurd! So then the movie must be powerful, strange, and so full of the game's political incorrect outrageousness that if we do it correct, we will all probably end up in jail!" Title: Re: Uwe Boll makes me cry. Post by: captain_nintendo on November 10, 2005, 07:43:37 AM Howdy ! :D
This thread brought to you by "Snacky Smores" ;) And yes I agree. Title: Re: Uwe Boll makes me cry. Post by: The Metamorphosing Leon on November 10, 2005, 10:01:04 AM I remember Postal 2 getting the first 0 score I ever saw in a current magazine.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll makes me cry. Post by: Tynstar on November 10, 2005, 11:05:04 AM I for one think it is great. I can add this movie to my list of Uwe Boll movies I have never see.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll makes me cry. Post by: Arrrhalomynn on November 10, 2005, 03:17:46 PM A really bad game made into a movie by a really bad director. This can only have a fantastic result.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll makes me cry. Post by: Tynstar on November 10, 2005, 04:22:11 PM Quote A really bad game made into a movie by a really bad director. This can only have a fantastic result. Two negatives make a positive right? Title: Re: Uwe Boll makes me cry. Post by: captain_nintendo on November 10, 2005, 06:34:00 PM Quote Two negatives make a positive right? Isn't it 2 wrongs dont make a right ? :P Title: Re: Uwe Boll makes me cry. Post by: Mike Leon on December 09, 2005, 09:16:40 PM I talked to Vince Desi once in an Email and he tried to convince me that Postal 2 was a smashing success. I humored him, but he might be delusional.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll makes me cry. Post by: shadaik on December 10, 2005, 02:35:40 AM Quote A really bad game made into a movie by a really bad director. This can only have a fantastic result. I remember Uwe Boll saying in an interview "It was a pointless shoter game, so when I made it a movie it had to become pointless as well to stay true to the original. BTW: Herr Boll, could you please change your nationality? You know, you could become - well, uhm - Martian, for example. Of course you'd have to live there then. That would be a relief to a lot of people. Title: Re: Uwe Boll makes me cry. Post by: Tynstar on December 10, 2005, 04:58:56 AM I finally saw House of the Dead. What a piece of shit. Usually in a bad movie you can find something good about it. Not this POS. Damn shame since House of the Dead is one of my favorite Dreamcast games.
Title: Re: Uwe Boll makes me cry. Post by: NESJunkie on December 10, 2005, 05:37:58 PM I am so affraid to see what will come of a Far Cry movie, this guy needs mustard gas pumped into his bedroom
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