Title: If I had a monkey... Post by: Lord Nepenthean on July 02, 2004, 10:08:03 PM ...I'd have him run around my house and pester people a lot. I wouldn't really make him do chores for me or anything - just run around and be silly. You know, monkey things. I'd probably get him a little mokey tuxedo and a little mokey bowtie to wear. After all, any monkey without a tie doesn't have any respect for himself. Then I'd buy him mokey movies like Dunstin Checks in and Mighty Joe Young.
What would you do if you had a monkey? Title: Re: If I had a monkey... Post by: Arrrhalomynn on July 03, 2004, 07:52:57 AM What, no MSPaint?
If I had a monkey, I'd put it in a cage, and walk it through town, so it can sling poo on people standing on the sidewalk. Title: Re: If I had a monkey... Post by: Lord Nepenthean on July 03, 2004, 10:50:39 AM Those are nice poo hats your monkey gave those people. You're going kinda bald in that picture though.
Title: Re: If I had a monkey... Post by: Zimbacca on July 03, 2004, 12:48:17 PM I'd train him to use a rocket launcher and send it in for assignations of people I don't like.
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