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Other => Idle Chatter => Topic started by: Lord Nepenthean on July 02, 2004, 10:08:03 PM



Title: If I had a monkey...
Post by: Lord Nepenthean on July 02, 2004, 10:08:03 PM
...I'd have him run around my house and pester people a lot.  I wouldn't really make him do chores for me or anything - just run around and be silly.  You know, monkey things.  I'd probably get him a little mokey tuxedo and a little mokey bowtie to wear.  After all, any monkey without a tie doesn't have any respect for himself.  Then I'd buy him mokey movies like Dunstin Checks in and Mighty Joe Young.

What would you do if you had a monkey?


Title: Re: If I had a monkey...
Post by: Arrrhalomynn on July 03, 2004, 07:52:57 AM
What, no MSPaint?

If I had a monkey, I'd put it in a cage, and walk it through town, so it can sling poo on people standing on the sidewalk.


Title: Re: If I had a monkey...
Post by: Lord Nepenthean on July 03, 2004, 10:50:39 AM
Those are nice poo hats your monkey gave those people.  You're going kinda bald in that picture though.


Title: Re: If I had a monkey...
Post by: Zimbacca on July 03, 2004, 12:48:17 PM
I'd train him to use a rocket launcher and send it in for assignations of people I don't like.