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Title: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: Crabmaster2000 on January 22, 2013, 10:37:34 AM
For three years running now the place I call home has been crowned the most dangerous city in Canada. In fact out of the top 10 cities on the list there is only one I haven't spent any time in. I'm going to start sporting an eye patch and will also respond to the name "Snake" from now on.

http://www2.macleans.ca/2012/12/07/canadas-most-dangerous-cities/


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: NES_Rules on January 22, 2013, 10:46:46 AM
Most dangerous is Canada... So that makes you like 287468th for the world?


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: Fleach on January 22, 2013, 10:55:07 AM
Welcome to the jungle!

You small town bumpkins will do anything for a thrill.


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: Sauza12 on January 22, 2013, 10:56:02 AM
I used to work with a guy that lived in a rough part of Ontario.  He told my a cool story once, bro:

He was sitting in front of his friends house who lived next door to a drug house.  Some really expensive car like a Ferrari pulls up to the house next door.  Being in a shitty area it's not like you see that kind of car everyday so he was checking it out and takign it all in.  The guy that was driving it walks up to the drug house and goes inside for a few minutes.  My friend thought he recognized him, but couldn't remember from where.  When he came back out my friend told him his car was nice and the guy turned around and just said "Thanks".  That's when my friend relized it was Bob Probert, forward for the Red Wings and cocaine enthusiast.

/end coolstory


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: Fleach on January 22, 2013, 11:12:23 AM
[img width=285 height=281]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/190/239/dis16165_1277568096266.jpg[/img]

I think Prince George will be the next location for a post-apocalyptic movie.


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: Crabmaster2000 on January 22, 2013, 11:14:58 AM
Most dangerous is Canada... So that makes you like 287468th for the world?

Set myself up for that one didn't I......


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: Crabmaster2000 on January 22, 2013, 11:15:39 AM
[img width=285 height=281]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/190/239/dis16165_1277568096266.jpg[/img]

I think Prince George will be the next location for a post-apocalyptic movie.

They have already filmed a few movies in and around here so it could happen!


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: Shadow Kisuragi on January 22, 2013, 11:37:28 AM
Is that how you get your NES titles so cheap? Fenced goods?


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: Crabmaster2000 on January 22, 2013, 11:47:03 AM
Is that how you get your NES titles so cheap? Fenced goods?

You know how it goes, robbery, murder, threats/intimidation, the usual ;)


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: Shadow Kisuragi on January 22, 2013, 11:48:55 AM
I can't complain - I paid bail for some of my rare titles.  :nod:


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: Crabmaster2000 on January 22, 2013, 12:00:32 PM
I can't complain - I paid bail for some of my rare titles.  :nod:

Those rare games are always getting tossed in the slammer. When will they clean up their act?!?!


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: Zagnorch on January 22, 2013, 10:48:07 PM
For three years running now the place I call home has been crowned the most dangerous city in Canada. In fact out of the top 10 cities on the list there is only one I haven't spent any time in. I'm going to start sporting an eye patch and will also respond to the name "Snake" from now on.

http://www2.macleans.ca/2012/12/07/canadas-most-dangerous-cities/

Well if you wanna feel more safe and secure, you could always move near my neck of the woods...

...in Oakland or Stockton.


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: blcklblskt on January 23, 2013, 12:38:24 AM
Is that how you get your NES titles so cheap? Fenced goods?

I think Crabby is the main reason as to why those cities are so dangerous.  He must require his "clients" to offer up NES games as protection money.


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: Izret101 on January 23, 2013, 12:49:16 AM
"It would be a shame if something untoward were to happen to your little exercise establishment here."
*smashes treadmill*
"I'm going to ask again... Do you have any Exertainment bikes?!?"


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: Crabmaster2000 on January 23, 2013, 12:54:09 AM
"It would be a shame if something untoward were to happen to your little exercise establishment here."
*smashes treadmill*
"I'm going to ask again... Do you have any Exertainment bikes?!?"

:D


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: Haoie on January 23, 2013, 01:01:23 AM
What, too many rogue moose up there?


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: techwizard on January 23, 2013, 01:19:42 AM
Lol@this topic

but i agree with the comments on that page, these stats are all relative to the population...so a small town with 5 murders could be equal to a big city with 100 murders on this chart system. that or crimes are reported more often and/or police are more vigilant. a lot of variables these numbers don't explain :P


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: Crabmaster2000 on January 23, 2013, 04:31:17 AM
Lol@this topic

but i agree with the comments on that page, these stats are all relative to the population...so a small town with 5 murders could be equal to a big city with 100 murders on this chart system. that or crimes are reported more often and/or police or more vigilant. a lot of variables these numbers don't explain :P

Yeah we are not a very big city (around 80,000 population). But we do have some series problems with murders, sexual assaults, domestic violence, robberies, breaking and entering, assaults, child abuse/pornography, racism and police corruption/negligence. We've also possibly got 1-2 active serial killers in the area that have been working for years (another one was recently caught last year thankfully at a very young age) and several serial flashers.

Home sweet home!


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: Izret101 on January 23, 2013, 12:50:08 PM
Are the serial flashers all men or is there some foxy lady mixed up in it too?


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: blcklblskt on January 23, 2013, 08:08:10 PM
or is there some foxy lady mixed up in it too?

[img width=240 height=180]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQkXV41Flv3WNj1uQt7Z1rSZmSAPQ-fZSF9DLa3o91rPO1lyhtD--gx-1cI[/img]
"Now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes."


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: RetroRage on January 24, 2013, 01:19:14 AM
Crabs gets more than violent when people eat pizza around his games.  I'm not surprised with this.


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: Zagnorch on January 24, 2013, 01:24:27 AM

[...] But we do have some series problems with murders, sexual assaults, domestic violence, robberies, breaking and entering, assaults, child abuse/pornography, racism and police corruption/negligence. We've also possibly got 1-2 active serial killers in the area that have been working for years (another one was recently caught last year thankfully at a very young age) and several serial flashers.


Just another Saturday night at Charlie Sheen's place.


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: Crabmaster2000 on January 24, 2013, 04:52:29 AM
Are the serial flashers all men or is there some foxy lady mixed up in it too?

I'm kinda surprised that its even a thing up here. Its so cold I'd either be worried about frostbite or embarrassment. 


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: wildbil52 on February 27, 2013, 01:10:10 PM
Yeah, man, I grew up in the suburbs of Connecticut so I definitely know what it's like to come from the streets.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnCSY8YHDEA


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: blcklblskt on February 27, 2013, 01:34:19 PM
^lol.  STREETS!


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: Izret101 on February 27, 2013, 06:01:22 PM
Yeah, man, I grew up in the suburbs of Connecticut so I definitely know what it's like to come from the streets.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnCSY8YHDEA

You got Fiddy cent reppin your hood now.


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: MaterialHandlerMike on December 02, 2013, 06:34:36 PM
Just gotta get armed Crabby. Like everyone else here lol


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: Dergatron9000 on December 03, 2013, 05:52:39 AM
Being from saskatoon I know how it is to be a ruthless gangster. Welcome to the club crabby. My city has also won the macleans poll a few times. This is a funny read to.

http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/stuck-in-saskatoon-506-v16n1


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: wildbil52 on December 03, 2013, 10:06:30 AM
Unfortunately, someone messed with Crabmaster :(


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: MaterialHandlerMike on December 03, 2013, 02:26:58 PM
Unfortunately, someone messed with Crabmaster :(

and unfortunately, its incidents like what happened to crabby, that make our city get nominated in a Canadian magazine called Macleans, as the most dangerous city in canada.


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: techwizard on December 03, 2013, 05:30:09 PM
Unfortunately, someone messed with Crabmaster :(

and unfortunately, its incidents like what happened to crabby, that make our city get nominated in a Canadian magazine called Macleans, as the most dangerous city in canada.

oh no, what happened?


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: Tynstar on December 03, 2013, 06:06:36 PM
http://travel.yahoo.com/blogs/compass/crab-walk-millions-migrate-australia-christmas-island-200512079.html

Crabby is on the move!


Title: Re: Don't Mess With Crabmaster!
Post by: blcklblskt on December 03, 2013, 07:49:27 PM
http://travel.yahoo.com/blogs/compass/crab-walk-millions-migrate-australia-christmas-island-200512079.html

Crabby is on the move!

Since when is Crabby allowed to go on vacation? ;D