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Post your favorite quotes from any game you've played before :)

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"You've got a jacked up definition of 'fair play', pal...and it's beginning to piss me off" Nero, Devil May Cry 4

"This is the way the world ends." - Cortana, Halo 3

Tedi 1: Really, that's incredible...
Tedi 2: I mean, what if you were to give this game to say... twenty, intelligent people, I mean, what would that do?  lets face it, what would it do?
Tedi 1: Really, that's interesting.
[Conker comes in with machine guns]
Tedi 2: What the fuck? It's that bloody squirrel! Quick! Get into character!

- Conkers Bad Fur Day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx4Iet2VPn4&feature=player_detailpage

Keelah Se'lai:  "By the home world I hope to see one day."

-Tali'Zorah vas Rannoch, Mass Effect 3

Ha! I have two in my signature. Both are from Planescape: Torment.

"Who the hell is this guy?! .....You've gotta be kidding! Level 4000?!"

Laharl, Disgaea: Hour of Darkness

I am the Great Mighty Poo

and I will throw my sh*t at you

A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish

How's about some scat you little twat


- Conker's Bad Fur Day


You thought I was gonna make a reference to bananas, didn't you?

"This guy are sick."

-Random Sector 5 resident of Midgar.

"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk. HAVE AT YOU"

Dracula from DRACULA 2: THE DRACULA

Thank You Mario! But Our Princess Is In Another Castle! - Toad, Super Mario Bros. (NES)

I also have one in my sig. It's from Mass Effect 2.

Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness…

War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. War, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war... becomes routine.

Old Snake, Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

"Learn to shoot fuck-o"

Army of Two

And now, I present: the most obnoxious vidya game quotes ever:


"Do a barrel roll!"

"Hey! Listen!"

"Find the computer room!"

"Waaa-aaah! Waaa-aaah! Waaa-aaah!"


Kinda makes you long for the days before they put verbal dialogue into games, doesn't it?

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.

G-Man, Half-Life 2

Kay-O!

Lenneth: "It shall be engraved upon your soul! Divine Assault! Nibelung Valesti!"

Too obvious? :3

"Fuck-o? Who says that?"

-Army of Two

No matter how many times I heard that I never got sick of it! So satisfying!

Charles Barkley: Jordan, you know damn well I swore never to perform another Chaos Dunk 12 years ago!
Michael Jordon: 12 years is a long enough time to change your mind.

- Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden

Rise From Your Grave!

- Altered Beast